Outrun the Bear?

Two guys are walking in the woods when a grizzly bear suddenly appears on the trail ahead of them. The bear sees the hikers and charges toward them. Both guys turn and drop their packs, but one guy stops to dig out a pair of running shoes and frantically starts to put them on.

His partner says, "What are you doing? Those won't help you outrun that bear!"

"I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy replies, leaping to his feet. "I just need to outrun you."

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