Sects, Sects, Sects! Is that all you ever think about?

I was walking across a bridge one day and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

"Well, there's so much to live for."

"Like what?"

"Well, are you religious?"

"Yes."

"Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

"Christian."

"Me too! Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me too! Episcopalian or Baptist?"

"Baptist." "Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

"Church of God."

"Wow, me too! Original Baptist Church of God or Reformed Baptist Church of God."

"Reformed."

"Great, me too! Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"

"Reformation of 1915."

I said, "Die, heretic!" and I pushed him off.

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