Don't Touch Me!

A humpbacked Italian walks into a bar and orders a glass of wine. He notices Jesus sitting at the other end of the bar, and has the bartender send him a glass of wine as well.

An Irishman with a bad leg limps into the bar, and orders a glass of whiskey. He see Jesus at the other end of the bar, and sends him a round as well.

Then a perfectly healthy redneck walks into the bar, and orders a cold one. He sees Jesus sitting at the other end of the bar, and sends him a brew as well.

After a while, Jesus decides it's time to head home. As He gets up to leave, He touches the Italian's back, and it is healed. The Italian does back flips out the door. He touches the Irishman's leg, and it's healed. The Irishman dances a jig out the door. As He walks up to the redneck, the redneck jumps up and says,

"Don't you touch me! I'm on disability!"

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