Useful Military Warnings

"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." -U.S Army

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal

 
"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance
 
"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal
 
"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David Hackworth
 
"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush." - Infantry Journal
 
"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay
 
"Any ship can be a minesweeper .. once." - Anonymous
 
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." -Unknown Army Recruit
 
"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." -Your Buddies
 
(And lastly)

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." - U.S. Ammo Troop
 
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