The Pope in Alaska
On a tour of Alaska, the pope took a couple of days off to
mountains for some sight seeing. He was cruising along the campground
Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the
A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals,
"Save the Whales" T-shirt, and a tree hugger hat, was struggling
frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the jaws of a
grizzly. As the pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers
racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The
reached up and pulled the bleeding semiconscious Democrat from the
using long clubs, the three loggers beat the bear to death and hauled
Immediately the Pope summoned them to
"I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them.
"I heard there was a bitter hatred between loggers and environmental
activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that that is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one of the
loggers asked his
buddies, "Who was that?"
"It was the Pope," another replied.
"He's in direct contact with God and has access to all God's wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have
access to all God's wisdom, but he sure doesn't know anything about
hunting. By the way, is the bait holding up okay, or do we need to go
town and grab another one?"
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