An old farmer in Georgia had owned a large farm for several years
He had a
large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for
when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to
go down to the
pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he
pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came
closer he saw
it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the
aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.
One of the women shouted to him,
coming out until you leave!"
The old man replied, "I didn't come
down here to
watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked."
"I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old age and cunning will
triumph over youth and
enthusiasm every time.
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