A big corporation recently hired several cannibals.
"You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the
welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to
cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other
employees." The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked,
working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our
has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads no.
After the boss had left, the leader of
said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A
hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued,
"You fool! For four weeks we've been
Managers and no one noticed anything, but nooooo, you had to go and eat
they would miss!"
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