Politically Incorrect Childrens’ Books

A list of childrens’ books that the “PC Christmas Police” would never allow to be given as presents.

You are different and that's bad.

Pop goes the hamster...... and other great microwave games.

What is that dog doing to that other dog?

The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins and the Vice Squad.

Babar meets the taxidermist.

Testing home made parachutes using houshold pets.

Garfield gets feline leukaemia.

The Kids' Guide to hitchhiking.

The pop-up book of human anatomy.

Things rich kids have, but you never shall.

The Care Bears maul some campers and are shot dead.

The boy who died from eating all his vegetables.

Controlling the Playground: Respect through fear.

You were an accident.

Some Kittens can fly!

Daddy drinks because you cry.

Curious George and the high voltage fence.

How to become the dominant military power in your primary school.

Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical outlet become friends.

Start an estate agency with the change from your mums purse.

Michael Jackson's Guide to Instant Millions for Kids Under Twelve

Where did Daddy Touch You for dummies

Knifing your Pimp for Fun and Profit

Drugs- The Real guide to Santa's Workshop


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