Baseball in Heaven?
Two ninety-year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all
their lives. It seems that Sam is dying, so Moe comes to visit him.
"Sam," says Moe, "You know how we have both loved baseball all
our lives. Sam, you gotta' do me one favor. When you go, somehow you've
tell me if there's baseball in heaven."
Sam looks up at Moe from his deathbed and says, Moe, you've
been my friend many years. This favor I'll do for you." And with that,
It is midnight a couple nights later. Moe is sound asleep
when a distant voice calls out to him, "Moe....Moe...."
"Who is it?" says Moe sitting up suddenly. Who is
"Moe, it's Sam."
"Come on. You're not Sam. Sam died."
"I'm telling you," insists the voice. "It's
"Sam? Is that you? Where are you?"
"I'm in heaven," says Sam, "and I've got to
tell you, I've got some good news and some bad news."
"Tell me the good news first," says Moe.
The good news," says Sam "is that there is
baseball in heaven."
"Really?" says Moe, "That's wonderful! What's
the bad news?"
"You're pitching Tuesday !
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